I'm a transplanted Texan that sold my soul in 2001 and moved to NYC. I've been in several bands, Saint Azimuth and Courtney Sucks just to name a few, and have lived through 5 fires (4 in my old apartment building and 1 at my crappy supplemental job). My first gig was playing organ (he said "playing organ") in a church at age 5 and it was all downhill from there.

I just recently learned to eat with chopsticks and was disappointed to find out the Chinese place across the street from my apartment doesn't have them.